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Scrotal Exspermination (The Baby Song)

by Bationmaster

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It's time.
The joy of parenthood in the style of an angry throat warble.
Ironically written years before Ruairidh actually became a father.
Makes him look like a right nob now.

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It crawled out from her cunt and right inside your head
And now you’re bound in servitude until you’re dead
Beneath this infantile display you adore so carelessly
This complete monstrosity with a seemingly never ending scream!

It sucks its thumb thumb
You wipe its bum bum
And rub its tum tum
It’s so much fun fun!

But now you’re numb numb
And you can’t run run
Cause here it come comes
It wants its “yum yums”

From every time you say
“Here comes the Choo Choo train”
To every fabric stain
Fuck here we go again!

Its hunger grows, incapable of satiating
And now you know you’re capable of baby hating
It doesn’t stop, it never sleeps, it does not let you rest
Resisting every urge to break is such a fucking test
Days turn to years and all your sanity has gone to shit
It sucks a dummy and your life has little meaning left

Fuck!
Who’s the dummy now?!
Who’s the dummy now?!

Can you confirm that this hellworm was worth the sperm?
Fuck no!

You brought this deafening obscenity upon the Earth
That’s your reward for saying condoms can’t handle your girth
Exspermination is the punishment for such a crime
So drop your balls in this vice
Oh god avert your eyes!

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released June 18, 2021
Music written/performed by Owen Hughes + Ruairidh Saunders.

Lyrics by Ruairidh Saunders.

Vocals by Liam Nisbet.

Mixed/Mastered by Jordan Street.

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