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The Very Best of Buddies

from A Massive Dinosaur by Bationmaster

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Hey there, everybody!
It’s Bationmaster
With our song of summer… yeah
(We’re getting paid after this right?)
Hi there, we’re Bationmaster
And we’re selling our souls to the label
We’re making money so much faster
Cause Deathcore’s financially unstable
We’re gonna sing with American accents
And sing lyrics all about the summer
And how much we love all our friends
And how education is a bummer
Now we’ve got to write a chorus
That everyone can sing
But we’re so lyrically lazy
We won’t write anything, we’re just gonna go
OHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHH

FUCK OFF!!!
This is how we’re supposed to sound!
And education is useful! Fuck you
This is not a pop rock piece of shit
Those chords are cheesy as BREEEEEEEEE
Fuck your preppy pop, this the real stuff
Yelling about blood and guts and icky stuff
Now you will know, how far we can go
Just by vomiting into the microphone

Yeah, alright
Yeah let’s make money!
Yeah, alright
Yeah let’s make money!
Let’s sell out!
Forget this deathcore shit
Ooh’s
I saw her standing there and she looked like a queen…

NO NO NO NO! Don’t sing like a teenage cunt!
If I hear one more major chord
I’ll cut off your tiny little dick!

Right, come here, I’m cutting your dick off
Please don’t cut off my dick please
I’ve got a girlfriend and I think she might go to third base
That’s not my problem. She’ll be sucking on a stump when I’m done
Now get over here, I’ve got some carving to do
Please don’t touch me, get your hands off of my genitalia
Stop struggling; it will only make things worse for you
Oh god, stop rubbing your crotch against my ass
You leave me no choice; boiynd oivoie
If you won’t lose a dick, you’re gonna get one!
*Deteriorates into screaming*

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from A Massive Dinosaur, released September 1, 2016

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