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Ball Sweat Smoothie (Feat. Lil' T. Bagg)

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lyrics

I've got a ballsweat smoothie in my nether regions
Summer humidity bringing on this fungal stew
All this deliciousness ready for absorption
How you consume is up to you

Putrid squelches sound from between the flaps of floppy flesh
The worst thing you've ever seen but all the juice is fresh

Disgusting gluey fluid festers in the folds
Sticking my legs together, forming into moulds
The juicy stench begins to penetrate the nose
And so the smoothie flows

This lumpy gunk has begun leaking off of me
Hold in place, I can not waste a drop of me
Euch, fill up the cup and seal it up
It's so disgusting I'm fucking throwing up!

I spy with my little eye 5 gallons of my bubbling slime
Right on time!
Toxic yet so erotic
Left it to rot in the sun till it got thick, like hot sick!

God it's turning and curdling in a blob mix
Disturbing, the worst thing ever
Confess you're thirsting to gurgle this slop piss
Oh yes!

My sweaty balls are supreme
In every single way
So wet they've started to steam
Upon this summers day

Open up your mouth!
Gulp this lotion down
Oh god it’s turning brown
Swallow now!
Drown!

credits

released December 31, 2017
Music by Owen Hughes and Ruairidh Saunders.

Lyrics by Ruairidh Saunders.

Vocals by Liam Nisbet and Lil' T. Bagg.

Massive thanks to Lil' T. Bagg for his... contributions.

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Owen Hughes at Timetrack Audio.

Artwork by Liam Hesselwood.

Directed by Steven Spielberg.

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